Motivation Minute, courtesy of GenesisGoldIRA.com and JaseCaseMedical.com

Today's quotes were submitted by Tim

Today I have a bunch of great quotes from the brilliant comedian Steven Wright

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.


Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.


Half the people you know are below average.


99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.


82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.


A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.


A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.


This whole week we're sharing great quotes from the very funny comedian Steven Wright!