Motivation Minute, courtesy of GenesisGoldIRA.com and JaseCaseMedical.com
Today's quotes were submitted by Tim
Today I have a bunch of great quotes from the brilliant comedian Steven Wright
I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.
Half the people you know are below average.
99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
This whole week we're sharing great quotes from the very funny comedian Steven Wright!