Motivation Minute, courtesy of GenesisGoldIRA.com and JaseCaseMedical.com
Today's quotes were submitted by Tim
Today I have a bunch of great quotes from the brilliant comedian Steven Wright
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.
This whole week we're sharing great quotes from the very funny comedian Steven Wright!